What movies have not aged well?
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Apple’s Craig Federighi on the long road to the iPad’s Mac-like multitasking - Ars Technica
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
What is the top-rated beach resort in Bali, Indonesia according to TripAdvisor reviews?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger